Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Worrisome Wes

We've all heard of Debbie Downer..... well move over, Deb, and make room for Worrisome Wes. 

Little Wesley is a good baby with a "chill" demeanor, so we can't help but wonder why he always looks like the weight of the world is on his shoulders when he opens those eyes.  It's not like he has anything to worry about - wouldn't it be nice to sleep all day and have someone else take care of every little want or need?   Lord knows Mommy is doing enough worrying these days about all sorts of issues to cover all bases (lack of sleep, pain management, work, prego weight, daycare, PPD, the never-ending "to-do" list, etc).  So what could Wesley possibly be fretting about?  Hmmmmm.............I can only imagine.....
They do realize I need to eat, right?  I mean, I know I've never missed a meal, but I don't want to be forgotten.  It's not like I'm hungry right this minute, but I will be eventually.  Oh, please don't forget to feed me..... 

Are they going to get a burp out of me this time?  Or are they only going to be successful getting sneezes, farts, and a case of the hiccups again?

That "Mom" lady seems suspicious -- always wanting me clean.  A soiled diaper or greasy hair never hurt anyone so why won't she leave me alone?

Why do most of my socks have grippers on the bottom?  I'm not supposed to be walking yet, am I?

Just what exactly is the point of this mobile?  The sheep and stars aren't out to get me, are they?

I have a feeling this book won't have a happy ending.....

1 comment:

  1. Ha-ha, cute. Makes you wonder what he's thinking, for sure.

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